where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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