I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
