i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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