guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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