she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Enjoy the penises
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
