I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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