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ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
so much tequila, so little girl.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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