thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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