??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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