I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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