She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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