is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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