so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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