You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Randomize
