Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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