Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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