i think i have herpe
just one?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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