Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
where does the pee come out of this thing
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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