if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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