No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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