Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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