You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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