I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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