Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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