So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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