Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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