Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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