that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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