can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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