i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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