Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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