hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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