Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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