Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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