White coat. Heels.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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