Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want her autograph on my taint
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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