Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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