Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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