Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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