At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just want to make out with him forever
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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