that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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