How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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