Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Boobs are out for the taking
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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