Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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