you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
