ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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