yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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