Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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