May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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