big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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